Archive for November, 2009
Men age like fine wine, while women age like vinegar!
November 24th, 2009 • Uncategorized
Men age like fine wine, while women age like vinegar!
SINGAPOREAN GIRLS WITH GOLDEN PUSSIES
November 24th, 2009 • Uncategorized
A young and pretty lady posted this on a forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here:
I’m 25 this year.
I’m very pretty, have style and good taste.
I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high:
Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?
Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, $250k annual income is not enough.
I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out?
(Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking?
I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
Awesome reply:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest.
Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.
Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.
The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”:
Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset.
It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation.
If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted.
It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.
I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy.
And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, do contact me…
Bank CEO
LOAN SHARK RUNNER APPARENTLY WORST OFF THAN MURDERERS
November 24th, 2009 • Uncategorized
TWO youths who took part in a fatal assault on an 18-year-old were sentenced to reformative training on Friday, but a third may go to jail instead because he is a foreigner.
Liu Wing Sing may not be suitable for the long period of reformative training given that he would probably be repatriated, said Community Court Judge Soh Tze Bian.
Joshua Leong Wei Jun and Kan Zhan Peng will undergo the reformative training, which is an 18- to 36-month process involving incarceration as well as rehabilitation.
The three, who are all 20 years old, had admitted to causing grievous hurt to Mr Siah Wui Xiang at the open carpark of People’s Park Centre in Havelock Square on Jan 3.
Kan had kicked Mr Siah who fell and hit his head on the pavement. The victim died four days later of the head injury.
The trio had also pleaded guilty to punching Mr Siah’s friend, Mr Ou Wen Han, 18, and using a beer bottle to hit him on the head in the same incident beside Furama Shopping Centre.
NO JAIL TERM FOR MURDERERS? WHILE JAIL TERMS FOR LOAN SHARK RUNNERS
WOOT
ELITE FAMILY?
Magazine to pay damages to PM, MM
November 18th, 2009 • Uncategorized
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/cna/20091118/tap-911-magazine-pay-damages-pm-mm-231650b.html
SINGAPORE: A magazine and its editor have been ordered to pay Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong and Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew over S$400,000 for defamation.
The High Court ordered the Review Publishing Company, publisher of the Far Eastern Economic Review (Feer), and editor Hugo Restall to pay S$200,000 in damages and S$30,000 in legal costs to PM Lee, reported AFP.
The minister mentor will get S$150,000 in damages and S$25,000 in legal costs.
The penalties were set after the Court of Appeal last month upheld a 2008 decision finding the defendants guilty of defaming the Lees in a 2006 article based on an interview with opposition politician Dr Chee Soon Juan.
Dow Jones and Co, which owns the magazine, said in a statement on Tuesday that it disagreed with the verdict and denied any wrongdoing but would settle the damages instead of prolonging the process, reported AFP.
When contacted by MediaCorp, Drew and Napier, which represented both Singapore leaders in the case, confirmed that Feer had agreed to pay S$405,000 to Messrs Lee.
Feer is to be shut down in December, one of a growing number of publications which have fallen victim to the Internet age.
The article at the heart of the case — Singapore’s “Martyr”, Chee Soon Juan — described the opposition Singapore Democratic Party secretary—general’s battle against the ruling People’s Action Party and its leaders.
Ex-political prisoner speaks out in Singapore ('Fajah Generation' Book launch)
November 16th, 2009 • 2 comments Vote PAP Somemore
Sigh…
http://yoursdp.org/index.php/perspective/booksreviews/3077-the-farjar-generation-2009
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd - Australia
November 16th, 2009 • Uncategorized
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..
Separately, Rudd angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation’s mosques. ! Quote:
‘IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. ‘
‘This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom’
‘We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!’
‘Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.’
‘We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.’
‘This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this.. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, ‘THE RIGHT TO LEAVE’.’
‘If you aren’t happy here then LEAVE. We didn’t force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.’
Singapore’s 2nd longest-held political prisoner speaks out
November 16th, 2009 • Uncategorized
Singapore’s 2nd longest-held political prisoner speak
s out
“Twitter” tells you to suck their balls
November 13th, 2009 • Uncategorized
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